why i wish sarah palin would win

If only we could line-item-veto McCain, and keep Sarah. Think about it: she's pure white trash. There's some class to that. Deep fried Americana. A certain proud ignorance. We could count on pallets full of Hamburger Helper and Doritos in Blair House. Better than those White House chefs trying their hand at quenelles de brochette. Damn French chow.

Plus, she's cute. Much cuter than Cheney, and possibly smarter, not that that's saying a whole hell of a lot. Even if she massacres wildlife from a chopper.

Finally, she clearly loves to abuse the powers she is entrusted with. Nothing like a little continuity in government.

Vote Sarah!